How To Draw A Vagina

Seven boys, seven vagina sketches by memory. This will blow your mind

Prepare for some SERIOUS cringing. That's right boys and girls, these are drawings by males of the female vagina.

Vaginas. Lots of people have them, lots of people want them – but are they a beautiful expression of feminity, or nature's version of a Rubik's cube?

What's interesting is that men seem to know a lot less about them than they claim.

If anything, this shows how important it is for sex ed to be taught in schools… For everyone's sake.

ENJOY.

ATTEMPT 1

Detailed

Not that we're not an expert or anything, but this one looks surprisingly accurate. Did someone model for you?

ATTEMPT 2

Is this a tooth?

This one looks like it should be chasing Doctor Who down a corridor.

ATTEMPT 3

Contour map?

Believe it or not, this one really is not giving me wood.

ATTEMPT 4

Shawn the sex god

I'm not sure if this is a vagina or a coffee machine. I really worry for your girlfriend Shawn.

ATTEMPT 5

Uncanny

I think someone heard the word "pussy" and got the wrong idea.

ATTEMPT 5

We know how you like it

All I can see there is "wizard sleeve" and "anus".

ATTEMPT 6

Great perm

This one looks like the eye of Sauron. I don't want to go near that ring.

ATTEMPT 7

What's a vagina?

Yes, I drew this one: I'm gay, I don't have a fucking clue what vaginas look like and thank God, if these pictures are anything to go by – they are horrifying.